Years ago there was a terrific show on UKTV Style called ‘House Invaders’. The channel itself seems to have disappeared during our time away from the UK and I haven’t seen it on any of the home and garden channels we get on Sky. I confess to being inspired by a lot of the projects in addition to the overall concept. Using your old paint, fabric and bits of wood (and old furniture when available), a designer and two grunts would revamp three rooms in your house. Guess I am invading my own conservatory. The only difference is I am my own grunt, save of course for the things I will assign to my big strong handyman of a husband. He might dash round the planet on international tax matters for The Bank but I will always see him as a tall skinny 18 year-old back stage hand. He had this real heroin chic look back then. Now he’s just a well-fed handsome dude with more white in his hair every day – caused by me no doubt.
We’re getting off topic aren’t we?
This black fold down table — which houses four folding chairs — has been with us for a very long time. It was essential in our 251 square foot flat in London that everything fit very well into the nooks and crannies. Until the arrival of the retro furniture this was in the kitchen.

I’d originally thought all sorts of ice-cream pastels for this space but the grey painted floor (which looks to be around a bit since I don’t envision tackling the tile job until next spring) needs something to help with the transition to the lighter colors around it. By trimming down the pastels colors to just greens and pinks and adding the black and white items I think I’ve got a more interesting visual theme to work with. The black and white also helps link the kitchen to the conservatory a bit better: it’s not red, white and black fifties retro then – BANG – pastel shabby chic.



A trip to the loft to look through the boxes of items not currently being used in the rest of the house yielded a few things that will work with the temporary look for the conservatory. Always in the back of my mind is the fact things will very likely change once we settle on a proper floor so not only should no serious money be spent in here, neither should a great deal of time and effort.


The white wash on the potting bench helped tone down the oak stain I put on a few weeks ago. I used the same white wash mix on the pink monk’s bench, then added a coffee wash to tone it down a little.


The edges are calling out for cord of some sort, which is fortunate since I have miles of number five, four and three to make any number of styles. The phrase ‘plane work’ is popping in to my head.
Best go wake Himself. He’d sleep past noon on a Sunday given the chance.